![]() ![]() She is the writer, designer, and artist of The Observation Deck~an oracle set of 44 cards to bring the mystical into the physical. She guides meditations, hosts ceremonies, and writes poetry about the ever-shifting cycles of life. She is a 300hr trained yoga teacher with a specialization in restorative yoga and kids yoga. She was born and raised in Miami Beach and double-majored in dance and journalism at New York University. It’s sweaty, it’s joyous, it gets you out of your head and into your body~to connect with your creativity, your physicality, your spirituality, your body, and the Earth.Īllegra is a performance artist, writer, yoga and meditation teacher, dancing medicine woman, and professional ceremonialist. We move fast, slow, high, and low, to music from every genre for one straight hour. “I think he ran out of gas.”The Jellyfish Jam is a non-stop, guided dance party for all ages, gender identities, and experience levels created by Allegra Preuss. In fact, Inky ran around the house three times before finally falling over. He yelled at the dog, who took off running. Distracted by a customer, he returned to his project to find his dog Inky drinking the gasoline from the bowl. ![]() ![]() Lenny was using an open bowl of gasoline to wash some parts for the transmission he was repairing. Granddad pulled out a dollar bill on which he had written, “I can make this putt.” My grandfather missed the putt by ten feet, and his friends gathered around to collect their money. His three friends eagerly agreed to the wager. As he lined it up, he announced, “I have a dollar bill that says I make this putt. Playing golf with his buddies, my grandfather had to make a slick 25-foot putt. Twenty minutes later, it brought me in front of my mother-in-law’s house. I even yelled at it and told it to “go to hell.” I got really angry with my car navigation today. “My wife put it there to remind me to take a letter to the Post Office.” “What’s that piece of cord tied around your finger for?” Well, that would at least explain why chicken soup is so good when you have a cold. ![]() I read the mass chicken farms pump chickens full of antibiotics. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.įinland has closed it’s border.Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up…louder… louder….“Come on Leon! Seriously, Leon, how’s your momma?” Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke.Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.Tell the telemarketer you are on “home incarceration” and ask if they could bring you some beer.I wrote, “You’re an idiot,” on my mates cast…just to add insult to injury! Apparently when the cashier said, “strip down, facing me,’’ she was referring to my credit card.ĭid you hear about the angler who baited his hook with peanut butter? Where can I find a smoke detector that turns itself off when you yell, “I’m just cooking.’’ I accidentally wore a red shirt to target and, to make a long story short, I am covering for Madelyn on Saturday. A woman just shot her husband for walking on the floor she just mopped.’’ Officer: “I have an interesting case here. The man said, “To be or not to be, that is the question.” I called a contractor that advertised free quotes. “I did,” replies the old man, “but this isn’t my dog!” The man says, ‘I thought you said your dog did not bite!” When the man bends down to pet the dog, it immediately takes a snap at his hand. He goes over to the man and asks, “Does your dog bite?” One day a man is walking down the street when he sees an old man with a nice looking dog. I suggested she should embrace her mistakes. My significant other and I were discussing mistakes we have made in our relationship. “But it didn’t work out and they brought you back.” “Yes, you were son,” his mother said as she started to cry softly. After years of wondering why he didn’t look like his younger sister or brother, a young man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted. ![]()
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